Having a Son is Fun.

Not read, technically, but heard this morning as I was grading quizzes at my desk.

WIFE: [LAD], is that poop on the floor?

LAD: Yes.

WIFE: Why is there poop on the floor?

LAD: [without pausing an instant] I had to get it off my hand.

WIFE: Clean it up.

LAD: Yes, mother.

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Philologist, historian, and lover of great books, I started this blog to keep myself alert to the beauty of what I see amid the demands of my work.
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