This morning over our granola:
LAD: Did the Indians win, Dad?
ME: (looking at the computer, mumbling) No, they lost, four to nothing.
(silence for about a minute)
LAD: I know why the Indians lost, Dad.
LAD: I think the Indians lost because you watched ’em, Dad. You should have just had Mom watch ’em. Make sure you don’t watch the Browns tonight, Dad.
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